The Cowboys travel to our nation's capital to take on RG3sus and the Redskins. The winner takes the NFC East.

Not to put too fine a point on things, but if you aren't rooting for Washington, you probably shouldn't be here because you hate nice things and you suck at everything. You're the type of person who would employ Joe Marciano for multiple seasons.

I'm sorry. I can't get over the inept coaching that we've witnessed in recent weeks (or, in the case of special teams, in multiple years over the past decade). Let's just move on. If you feel like commenting on tonight's SNF tilt, this is your thread. If you don't, I'll understand.

Also, in case you were wondering, as soon as I know when the Texans are playing the Bengals next weekend, I'll put that information here so you can plan your weeping and drinking accordingly.

UPDATE: The rumor is that the Texans-Bengals will be the 3:30pm game next Saturday. More details as events warrant.