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First, hello all. I currently live in Georgia, but I am moving to Houston this weekend for a new job. I am all for adopting the Texans as my second team (sorry, Stafford's Lions come first) and really most other Houston teams.My other teams are White Sox, UGA, and Clippers...so I don't think there is any bad blood there.

So I know nothing about Houston, and figured that the best place to really get advice on things is a SB Nation blog, so here I am. So, what areas should I consider living? I'm looking at downtown, the heights, and the woodlands. I really want to be where a lot of other single young professionals are...and of course be close to sports venues. I will be working near IAH airport, but I've heard that's not where you want to live. Here are some other questions I have that maybe you can help me with:

  • is the traffic really that much worse than other places, like atlanta?
  • is the toll road worth it if i will be driving from downtown to north of town daily?
  • where are the best places to meet people?
  • how do I not look like an outsider?

Really though, anything yall think I might need to know in my grand adventure of becoming a Texas girl would be great.

Thanks!

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3rd Ward is downtownish.

So thats a Win

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
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by WreckNTexan on Feb 15, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

You did notice the troll face, right?

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Feb 15, 2012 1:09 PM CST up reply actions  

And Sharpstown is close to the nightlife on Hillcroft near the Westpark.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Feb 17, 2012 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Welcome!

I live near The Woodlands, so here’s my 2 cents:

I’m married so I have no clue if downtown or The Woodlands would be better for someone single. However, TW area is MUCH cheaper to live in than downtown. I live across I-45 (the major freeway between Houston and Dallas) from TW and home prices are very affordable. There are also lots of new apartments/condos recently built in the area. Plus IAH is about a 15 minute drive for me.

YES traffic is terrible here. Also, Houston is spread out. My house to downtown is 27 miles. You just get use to it.

Get an EZ Tag for the toll roads (Hardy Toll Road runs from loop 610 up to TW) or else add 30 minutes + to most commutes North of town.

In TW there are multiple bars, wine bars, and social events going on so I would assume it’ll be easy for you to find other singles. Also, there are several larger churches in the area that I’m sure have active singles groups.

The best part of Houston, most people aren’t from here! You’ll fit in no matter what you wear. Be friendly, smile, and get involved…you’ll more than likely be welcomed with open arms.

Thank you Texans for 2011.
The 2012 season can't start soon enough.
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by Big T33 on Feb 15, 2012 9:39 AM CST reply actions  

one thing i can agree on is getting a toll tag.

will save you a headache and allow you to travel anywhere for the most part.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Feb 15, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't tell a single guy to live in TW

He would hang him self with all the douches that live out there

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by AllenOU on Feb 15, 2012 12:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Thanks

I appreciate that since I live in that area. It depends on where you go, what you like to do, etc. If I had to chose between downtown and TW…TW wins hands down. But everyone’s entitled to their opinion.

Thank you Texans for 2011.
The 2012 season can't start soon enough.

by Big T33 on Feb 15, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

But you're married

And are probably having kids soon or already do. TW is the perfect place for YOU

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by AllenOU on Feb 15, 2012 1:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I was talking about the "douches" statement.

that’s also why I stated in my original comment that I’m married and I’m not completely sure how the singles scene is in TW. I will say that with so many new places opening in TW, I’m sure the singles scene has improved over the last few years.

Thank you Texans for 2011.
The 2012 season can't start soon enough.

by Big T33 on Feb 15, 2012 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Wish i could help

But when i stayed in houston i was living in sugarland which is way too far were you will be working.

2012 1st round draft pick is...............

by southpaw70 on Feb 15, 2012 9:43 AM CST reply actions  

If you want the suburb area

Then there are tons of choices, some near that have access to the gulf minor bodies, Say Clear Lake. There are some that are buried in trees, like The Woodlands, or Kingwood(Both have great golf) TW has a budding pedestrian area, but can be a bit pricey. Old Spanish Trail is a good area for close to downtown, and other areas like Rice Village, or Reliant.

I would get an apartment for like 3 months and so some exploring until you find a good deal. See what you like around the area.

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Feb 15, 2012 10:07 AM CST reply actions  

the mothership is having a jersey sale right now.

so if you wanted to get one and didn’t want to pay full price, now is the time to do it. i also recommend letting us know what your budget is (unless its too personal) to help you out with areas to live at and eat at.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Feb 15, 2012 10:09 AM CST reply actions  

Totally bought a navy 80, and btw

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Feb 15, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

good point. I am looking to stay around 1250 in rent, but would consider more if it was absolutely worth it

and I may go grab a jersey if they are still on sale when i get there next week

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Feb 15, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Depending on what side of town you're on, $1250 would get you a pretty big place here

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by The Night Owl on Feb 15, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll try and help

•is the traffic really that much worse than other places, like atlanta?
Probably. Beltway 8 (tolled) and 610 (aka "the loop) are our version of a parking lot during rush hour. However, if you’re a NASCAR fan, Beltway 8 turns into a track on the weekends. Get EZ Tag so you don’t have to stop, keep striving for the track record.
•is the toll road worth it if i will be driving from downtown to north of town daily?
Toll roads are almost always worth it. Houston is so freaking big and spread out that everyone drives, but not everyone wants to (can) pay toll.
•where are the best places to meet people?
Depends on your interests. It’s only cold here like 6 or 7 days a year, so we have a very active outdoor scene. “Outdoors scene” ranges from hunting/fishing, to sports, to working out, to gardening, etc. We also have a plethora of restaurants any just about any food category you can imagine. I think I’ve been to at least 100 bars in and around the area. There’s lots to do, and a lot of people at those places.
•how do I not look like an outsider?
Almost everyone is not from here. I think I’m 1 of like 12 that are actually native. Be friendly, say hello, smile at everyone. No one likes an asshole.

I don't understand "t-sip" as an insult. I like drinking tea, and when is being classy a bad thing?

by TexaStunna on Feb 15, 2012 10:29 AM CST reply actions  

this.

be friendly if it is in your nature. texas folks love friendly people.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Feb 15, 2012 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

i am a southern girl, so friendly is built in

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Feb 15, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

wait you are a girl?

you should have no problem fitting in.

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Feb 15, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

im glad you got help before we all knew that. you might have gotten hit on instead.

with that being said, how u doin?

/what?
/im being friendly
/fine but the basement smells funny
/whatever i still got my 1993 -1995 playboys
/fapfapfapfap

- Feeling the five stages of grief since 2002.

"It's either gonna make you a man or a coward. One of the two. I'm a be a man. I ain't never seen a coward, heard a coward, coward not in ma
vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Feb 15, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Girl?

Shit just got real.

by willieboyd on Feb 15, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

trust me i know my sports.

good to know the female population is growing on sports blogs. really because its nice to know im not the only fanatical female sports fan

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Feb 15, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Have no fear. You are not the only female on this blog.

"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." -- Benjamin Disraeli

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Never try to baptize a cat.

by texanslady on Feb 16, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

you're a chick?

"All our lives we're taught to get in line. The ones who conform never discover." - Undrafted Free Agent and NFL Rushing Leader Arian Foster

by Rip Jersey on Feb 17, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Just joking....

welcome aboard, there are a few ladies that post here. =]

by willieboyd on Feb 16, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

If you're single...

You will hang yourself if you live in the woodlands or a suburb. Trust me.

I’ve been a realtor here for 6 years and was born and raised here.

I can find you something nice in town, and you will be much happier.

Get at me on twitter @therealallenou and we can exchange emails. I can def help you out

@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd

by AllenOU on Feb 15, 2012 12:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I'm 29

Live in the heights. Less than 20 minutes away from IAH

Never been happier.

@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd

by AllenOU on Feb 15, 2012 12:43 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Yup

Just saying, this is about what I would do. Heck, I’m married with kids and I’d rather live in the Heights than anywhere else, dawg. It’s just my preference to live close to things, especially things I can bike and walk to. But it’s also a huge reason why I live in Austin and moved from Houston.

Also, Allen’s the man when it comes to real estate down there. Consider it a reference :-)

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 15, 2012 1:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah

And this is obviously all opinion. YMMV. Discontinue use if a rash occurs, which is likely.

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 15, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm with you on the living close to things

I’m within walking distance of a great many conveniences and it’s a huge plus.

"Lord, beer me strength."

by TexansDC on Feb 17, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions  

not bad sir

@THEREALALLENOU on twitter - "The man, the verb, the legend" OU'd

by AllenOU on Feb 15, 2012 1:22 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

that was fantastic. thanks so much

im thinking downtown is where im going to end up. and getting an eztag.

I knew i could rely on fellow sports fans for some great advice

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Feb 15, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

IF you are downtown

the Eztag isn’t as important

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Feb 15, 2012 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

true, only if you intend to navigate around the greater Houston area

although it is helpful for the Hardy Tollroad going north to IAH

by MeMongo on Feb 15, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

If she's going to IAH,

it’ll really help. She just won’t spend as much money each month on tolls as some of us.

Thank you Texans for 2011.
The 2012 season can't start soon enough.

by Big T33 on Feb 15, 2012 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

This is true

I am glad I live in a little town now, It is only 3 miles to a from work. During the summer I ride the bike at least two days a week

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Feb 15, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry for the assumption on gender. It was hard to tell with your handle

Fitting in as a southern girl will be no problem here in Houston!

by MeMongo on Feb 15, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Southern Girl that joined a Texans Blog

Winning

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Feb 15, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions  

If you're going to be living downtown, you might as well not worry about the EZtag.

All you need to do is take 59 North to Will Clayton and that’ll get you to IAH. And as far as traffic goes 59 North (i.e. Eastex Freeway) is probably one of the least traffic-clogged freeways in town; or it was when I used to live in Humble.

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by UprootedTexan on Feb 15, 2012 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I almost never run into traffic on 59N

Except for on Beltway 8 turning onto 59N

Either way, he’s right. It’s much easier to take 59N to Will Clayton to get to IAH

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by The Night Owl on Feb 15, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

She must interpet this as Marsian

As I would not expect her to know street names or numbers yet

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Feb 16, 2012 8:01 AM CST up reply actions  

There are are street signs for how to get to the freeway and where the exit for Will Clayton is.

Hell, my wife, who had never been to Houston until we started dating, figured this stuff out on her first visit.

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Supreme Galactic Editor of Battle Red Onion.

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by UprootedTexan on Feb 16, 2012 9:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Google Maps

does wonders for finding things around Houston.

Thank you Texans for 2011.
The 2012 season can't start soon enough.

by Big T33 on Feb 16, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

after being in houston for my interview i quickly decided i was going to need a gps

on my way to get one now on my lunch break

houston…here i come

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Feb 16, 2012 10:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Wrecked for this statement alone.
have you arranging your gun collection by barrel flavor in less than a week with that commute

I have family down there and have visited several times and agree 100% with MeMongo here. Even my brother who is between jobs has an EZtag. They have some kind of new option he was telling me about that one can pay as you go rather than a flat monthly fee? I’ve forgotten, but it was something like that, I’m sure the “natives” can straighten me out. lulz

Just my $.02
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by txknight on Feb 16, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

A monthly fee would be nice.

EZTag works like a reloadable debit card. You charge a certain amount to from either a credit card or bank account, and as you go through a tollbooth the cost of the toll gets deducted. I know use of an EZTag was worth a 25 cent discount on tolls versus cash, but I a, not sure if that is true anymore.

Since we use the Westpark everyday to get home, and sometimes use other toll roads, a flat rate would be very helpful.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Feb 17, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

As a Clear Lake resident, I can not tell you how accurately you just described the area.

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by T-Moar on Feb 18, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

First of all

Being a Georgia Bulldog, is there any way you can arrange a meeting for my father with Uga? He LOVES that dog.

I kid of course. But to add to what everyone here’s already said:

1. is the traffic really that much worse than other places, like atlanta?
Unfortunately, yes. But… if you get a place in the city, driving out for work and back in to come home isn’t as bad as vice-versa. If you settle in TW, you should be fine too. The really bad spots are on the mainlanes as you approach the loop and get closer to downtown during rush hour. And yes, avoid the loop at ALL costs.

2. is the toll road worth it if i will be driving from downtown to north of town daily?
Absolutely. Everyone else has already mentioned EZTag, so you know what to do.

3.where are the best places to meet people?
A few here touched on the active lifestyle here, and it’s true. All of our major parks have popular biking and jogging trails, and two of my best friends met new people by joining a kickball league. Softball applies here, too.

If you’re into the nightlife, Washington and Midtown are real popular among the well-to-do singles. I personally am worn out on both (noisy & crowded doesn’t do it for me), but everyone is different and should try it before they knock it. If you’re looking for a more laid-back nightlife though, Rice Village is worth a try. Can’t tell you much about TW, though; I guess we’ll have to trust Allen’s point of view.

Also, when you have a Saturday morning free that you’re willing to not sleep in, go check out St. Arnold’s Brewery just north of downtown. Very popular activity, cost-effective, and damn good beer to boot.

4. how do I not look like an outsider?
Just be yourself, and be friendly. Everything else will take care of itself.

Kubiak believes in you

by JayRedd on Feb 15, 2012 4:13 PM CST reply actions  

The traffic isn’t really that bad compared to most cities this size.

I don’t know where to meet other people, because I try and avoid seeing anyone but my wife.

Toll roads are worth it to me.

You won’t look like an outsider because most of us are probably outsiders.

by willieboyd on Feb 15, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

Nobody has mentioned Montrose,

which is kinda like the Heights, only more gay and artsy. It varies from rough to rich, so you could probably find your economic settling point in there somewhere.

It’s very close-in, so if your job is in mid-town it’s perfect. It’s loaded with clubs, restaurants and bars, so there are lots of social opportunities.

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by FreedomRide on Feb 15, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

Oof. Right.

Those would be tough going north.

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by FreedomRide on Feb 15, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

If she's working at IAH, Humble would be the best spot for her

It’s right next to the IAH, & there are a bunch of nice new apartments on Beltway 8 off Wilson Rd near the Redstone Golf Course. My sister has a one bedroom bath apartment that goes for just over $900 a month. If you’re looking to buy, there’s some townhomes in Fall Creek just off Beltway 8 that you could be interested in. You’d be able to go up Mesa Dr, jump on Beltway 8, turn onto 59N, then go to Will Clayton. 10-15 minute drive at the most to IAH, traffic wouldn’t be much of an issue, neither would toll roads since Mesa Dr is the last exit before the tolls start. Here’s some of the listings if you’re interested:

Middle Unit
http://search.har.com/engine/7315-Commons-Walk-Humble-TX-77396_HAR77868048.htm
Corner Lot
http://search.har.com/engine/7317-Commons-Walk-Humble-TX-77396_HAR61997162.htm

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by The Night Owl on Feb 15, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, it's a 15-20 minute drive to Downtown, so it's not too far out either

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"Fuck em all. Go Texans."

by The Night Owl on Feb 15, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

those are really nice, but im gonna rent before i buy. i want to make sure what area i want to be in

but i have heard good things about humble. and just before everyone thinks i am cool and work at an airport, i will just be close to there. i used to work at an airport, but no more :(

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Feb 16, 2012 7:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, just a little bit east down Beltway 8, there are a couple apartment complexes for you to look at

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by The Night Owl on Feb 16, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I was about to

Till I read your comment.

Montrose is the perfect place for a single woman to live in.

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by Jordann on Feb 15, 2012 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Check this website out too for social happenings in Houston

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by Jordann on Feb 15, 2012 11:18 PM CST reply actions  

Dammit!

http://www.houstonpress.com/

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Feb 15, 2012 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

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http://www.freepresshouston.com/

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by Jordann on Feb 15, 2012 11:19 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 15, 2012 11:24 PM CST up reply actions  

It was my photo caption entry!

Damn yous!

Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.

-Catch 22-

by Jordann on Feb 15, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, I live in the OC down in Cali, so I'm no expert

But be prepared to sweat profusely at all times from May to roughly September.

by SoCalTexan on Feb 16, 2012 12:29 AM CST reply actions  

You're way off on that

More like from March to November

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by The Night Owl on Feb 16, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions  

C'mon, April & October are usually* the best weather months in Houston.

April
October
Even the first half of May is not always too hot.

June-September is brutal without relief, though; last summer was a real shocker for JJ Watt.

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by FreedomRide on Feb 16, 2012 7:18 AM CST up reply actions  

same in georgia, so I am used to that

only real difference is that i now have to add hurricanes to my weather possibilities

Life will always throw you curves, just keep fouling them off... the right pitch will come, but when it does, be prepared to run the bases. ~Rick Maksian

by oneloyaldawg on Feb 16, 2012 7:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I spent a lot of time in Atlanta growing up

And no, nothing can prepare you for the 6-month sauna that is the Houston summer.

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 16, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Six months is about a 20% exaggeration.

Although I grant you, by Labor Day it SEEMS like six months.

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by FreedomRide on Feb 16, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Me, use hyperbole?

NEVER!

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 16, 2012 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Greatest comment in the history of commenting ever.

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by UprootedTexan on Feb 16, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I see what you did there...

Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.

by T-Moar on Feb 18, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Of course not!

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by FreedomRide on Feb 16, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh

The few times Ive been in Atlanta it feels more uncomfortable in the summer then it does in Houston.

by Silentjay on Feb 16, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions  

You must have picked some bad days.

Average average daily high temp. in Atlanta is about 88 F.

In Houston, the average high June thru August is almost 92, and the humidity is higher.

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by FreedomRide on Feb 16, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

“Average June thru August daily high temp. in Atlanta…”

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by FreedomRide on Feb 16, 2012 1:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Freeways.....

From Houston but live in Georgia. The “feeder” is your friend as a newbie living in Houston. Atlanta freeways suck. If you miss your exit, you have to drive 5+ miles to get off on the next exit and you might not find your way back to the freeway to turn around. Houston’s freeways are much easier to navigate. These guys are giving you great advice. By the way….the weather is exactly the same in Atl. and Hou. during the summer. Little colder a little longer in Atl than Hou. in the winter.

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by DR. DOOM on Feb 16, 2012 2:13 PM CST reply actions  

thanks. i bought a gps today so hopefully the roads/traffic will be less of an issue

and agreed about the advice. this post is the best decision I’ve made in weeks, besides accepting the job that is bringing me to Houston. can’t wait till football season so yall can teach me about being a Texans fan.

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by oneloyaldawg on Feb 16, 2012 3:17 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

As you settle into Houston you will discover two irritations related to being a Texans fan and/or resident of Houston:

1. The lingering cloud of funk remaining in Houston of former Oiler fans who somehow have convinced themselves that the Titans are anything worthy of support despite their departure to Methopotamia. What’s even more amazing is the fact that they, by default, support that miserable scumbag owner. Additionally, these same oxygen deprived carbon units think Vince Young was still the better choice to draft in 2006. You’ll see less and less of these folks as the Texans ramp up their dominance in the AFC and make room on the bandwagon, but you’ll really scratch your head when you run into any of these people around town.

2. The other thing you will notice is the waft of limitless arrogance from Cowboys fans. Jerrah has masterfully marketed that franchise over decades and it permeates throughout the State, with strong concentrations in San Antonio and Austin. There are pockets of this poison throughout Houston, but expect that to recede as that team continues to struggle and the Texans rise to success. The transition will be entertaining to watch.

The second note on Dallas is that if you go there for any reason, you’ll get the sense that a high majority of folks living there think they are a mini-Los Angeles. Arrogant, metropolitan-esque, plastic surgery gone wild, shallow focus on keeping up with the Jones’ (cars, house, golf country club memberships, private schools, private parties etc.) It’s really the oddest element in Texas. If you travel through the rest of the state you’ll find a common theme of good southern family oriented folks who will gladly give you directions to the nearest BBQ place, or tell you about someone famous from the town who still pumps his own gas and lives right down the street.

If you really want a great weekend experience shortly after arriving, grab a night at a bed & breakfast in Fredericksburg in the Hill Country and eat some German food at any of the restaurants on main street as you casually shop around. Spend another night on the Riverwalk in San Antonio or (if you want a more upscale spa experience) enjoy a night or two just north of San Antonio (12 miles) at La Cantera and stay at the Weston resort, or the Hill Country Hyatt near Sea World or the new JW Marriott resort near there. Depending on which you choose you can enjoy golf, jogging/hiking, horseback, etc.

Again, glad to have you joining us as a Texans fan and a fellow Houstonian. I think you are going to like Texas!

by MeMongo on Feb 16, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, my wife and thousands of other former Oiler fans successfully transitioned to Texans fans

I was by no means ripping former Oiler fans, just the ones who cling to the Titans beyond all reason.

by MeMongo on Feb 16, 2012 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

No

No no no no.

Is Salt Lick good? Yes. Is it great? No.

Mueller’s in south Austin? Great! Louie Mueller’s in Tayor? Greater!

This is Holy war, MeMongo :-P

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 17, 2012 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Also

My chicken, salmon, and fajitas are the best ’round these parts, period.

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 17, 2012 12:34 AM CST up reply actions  

his milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

their like damn right, it’s better than yours

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Feb 17, 2012 7:51 AM CST up reply actions  

im pretty sure i could eat salmon every day, if it wasnt for that whole mercury thing

on that note, is there better available seafood since Houston is closer to the coast? the selection in Atlanta is lacking

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by oneloyaldawg on Feb 17, 2012 8:21 AM CST up reply actions  

You name the type of food

and we have someone around the city that makes a great dish. Galveston and Kemah both have great seafood. The key will be where you live. Smaller hole-in-the-wall places are normally better than the chains (not to state the obvious or anything).

You’ll be very happy with the seafood selection, however most of the places are south of the city (and rebuttels start….now). My personal favorite is Fish Tales in Galveston.

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by Big T33 on Feb 17, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Vietnamese, especially

It’s really a Houston specialty. I’m sure Jordann would be happy to take you around. Also, Yelp is your friend.

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 17, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

There's also a few places where you can get good Mexican food.

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by Jonathan Fosburgh on Feb 17, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't forget James Coney Island!!!! If I could eat there 5 days a week I would...

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by Foster Child on Feb 17, 2012 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh yes

I can’t find anything close to that here in Austin.

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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 17, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

its sad really

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vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Feb 17, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Have not partaken of this particular delicacy.

My gf has been unable to find time to drag me into one of these during my last few visits down there.

Just my $.02
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by txknight on Feb 17, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Shop at Whole Foods Market or HEB, and Central Market in particular (owned by HEB) and you can always get wild caught Alaskan salmon

We eat salmon every week and also avoid the Atlantic farm raised. The other issue with farm raised is that the fish is not exercising while swimming and hunting, so it is mushy and fatty.

Unfortunately many restaurants offer the farm raised, as it is the source for roughly 90% of the U.S. salmon consumed. Reef restaurant in midtown Houston does not use farm raised, only wild caught, and they have a few different dishes available that will blow your mind.

Here is an aritcle or two on this topic:

Tests have shown that farmed salmon contains 16 times more cancer-linked PCBs than wild salmon.

Read more: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/salmon-factory-farm-vs-wild/#ixzz1mejf09Pt

https://www.toplinefoods.com/wild-caught-salmon/

http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/stores/departments/seafood.php

by MeMongo on Feb 17, 2012 10:14 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Did something bad happen to the original Luling City Market?

It used to be the best BBQ anywhere close to Houston.

In the metro area, I like Carl’s.

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by FreedomRide on Feb 17, 2012 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

City Market is still good, even great

They still have their original one in Luling and one in the Galleria area in Houston

Mueller’s and Franklin’s are turning out some amazing stuff lately

Salt Lick is great for a high volume place, and good country setting

by MeMongo on Feb 17, 2012 2:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Slow night here so I'm pulling in more research for you...

I’m not sure how much of the Texans you followed this season, but the “next man up” theme was nearly every game as we suffered losses to injured stars on the team. It was indeed a special season that has us all finally past the suicide watch of the last decade. The future is very bright, and if you want a glimpse of what to prepare for as a Texan fan…(turn the sound up)

This inspirational video will give you a view of the spirit of the coaches, players and fans of the Texans “next man up” attitude:

“Why not TJ?” Make no mistake, Schaub is our starting QB and team leader so there is not a QB controversy, but this was inspirational and really says a lot about the people we have here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZuY8Kn4HvQ

If you are not aware of why we love Andre Johnson so much, this will get you up to speed:

NFL TOP 100: (at #7) Andre Johnson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mzToSf84YI

Vandermeer; "Go ahead and get it, you’re the best wide receiver in the league. Nobody was gonna get that ball away from #80!"

If you want to see how absolutely intense our defense can be, and Brian Cushing in particular, check this out:

CUSHING: NFL SOUND FX:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTNc-CNZ9zc&feature=related

Colt McCoy; "Yall make a run!"

by MeMongo on Feb 17, 2012 12:11 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

The 2:45 mark in that video is particularly notable.

Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.

by T-Moar on Feb 18, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Welcome to Houston!

And welcome to battle red blog! Texas is an amazing place to live! I grew up on the sunny beaches of Florida, but I was born and currently reside in this great state, and like most, I love it here. The weather can be quite bipolar, but there are plenty of days each month that are absolutely beautiful! My perspective is that of a high school senior, so yes I am a little younger, but hopefully you read my advice and ignore age:).
I live in the heights, and it’s a great community. We are close to downtown(not too far from reliant, the toyota center, and minute maid park). Houston is full of nice little neighborhoods and communities. You are never too far from anything you could ask for. We have plenty of restauraunts featuring every type of cuisine you could ask for, and ranging from taco stands with killer tacos, to cupcake stands, to high class dining, to exotic, to mom and pop places. Houston’s zoning laws(or lack thereof), make for some really interesting sights. There are so many bars and hang out places to listen to good music and talk. We have a great museum district and zoo( although Our aquarium has NOTHING on the georgia Aquarium). We have the 2nd most number of fortune 500 companies, which makes our Economy pretty stable. The city is pretty large, and the number of roads here might be slightly intimidating. Also, We drive fast. We have plenty of malls and shopping all over town, with everything you could ask for. Many celebrities and wealthy people come to shop here. Our hospital system is one of the best in the nation. You will fit right in here, because we really love everyone and are so ethnically diverse, that’s there’s a little bit of everybody, and every mix inbetween.
I hope you love it here like most of us. Houston truely is one of the top underrated cities in America, and we welcome you to our city with wide open arms!

by Slightly Obsessed on Feb 17, 2012 9:28 AM CST reply actions  

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