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Texans Off-season/Draft Haiku

Sometimes the best things are said in 17 syllables or less. Got this idea from local radio, but I challenge you to put together your projections, hopes, and dreams into a 5-7-5 Haiku to give perspective to this hectic off-season for the Texans.

To the football gods;

Why do you hate the Texans?

Lisfranc break, really?

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Many draft options,

First round pick should be any-

thing but receivers.

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Mario Williams;

This Haiku is for you, sir.

Please don't ask for raise.

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Enjoy.

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