Dallas fan crying about his treatment in houston!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

//takes a huge, deep breath//

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Doesn’t he understand? We hate them for their humility. Well, at least we know who the next Mac Engel will be.

A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
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by bigfatdrunk on Feb 9, 2012 3:13 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Nice one for remembering!

Mac engel did get the fisk!!

by CostaRica Texans on Feb 10, 2012 8:31 AM CST up reply actions

Yes

/waits for the inevitable fisking…..

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by Rip Jersey on Feb 10, 2012 9:59 AM CST up reply actions

Someones mad the Cowboys came up short yet again...

It’s funny how he’s all angry about the “hate” he got here yet takes several shots at Houston in that article anyways.

He should go wear Ravens gear in Pittsburgh if he wants to experience real hate.

Prediction: 11-5 AFC South champions.

by Ethan Matz on Feb 9, 2012 3:23 PM CST reply actions

Red Sox fans shouldn’t be seen at Yankee Stadium and Yankees fans shouldn’t been seen at Fenway.

It’s bad for their health.

by David Vega on Feb 10, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions

or he could keep his cowchoke gear and go to philly.

i bet they will love him there

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by NoSafetiesNeeded on Feb 10, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions

Is there anything worse than a Chokeboys fan?

Yes: a whiny Chokeboys fan.

Wait…aren’t they all?

Never mind.

"How can an idiot be a policeman? Answer me that!"
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by FreedomRide on Feb 9, 2012 6:21 PM CST reply actions

Lol!

Now that is hilarious!

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With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!

by RaY210 on Feb 9, 2012 7:51 PM CST via mobile reply actions

it's always good when you try to tell someone that they need to chill out

and your general explanation goes like this:

“We should all get along, you fat, homeless, hating, envious, poorly raised, jealous fucks”

that’s what I read at least.

Thank God for football!

by BattleRedHusker on Feb 9, 2012 10:23 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

Oh the tears, they are delicious

And how is Houston the little brother, when its larger and named after a founding hero? Dallas isn’t even sure which man they are named after. I’m actually quite proud there were Texans fans out giving him grief. Shows how far we have come when only a few years ago the VY and Homo jerseys were rampant in town.

The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.

by DaGoaT on Feb 10, 2012 7:23 AM CST reply actions 3 recs

That last Dallas game at Reliant was the worst experience I have ever had at a sporting event. Cowboy fans were total jackasses

All I know is the ass-clown Dallas fans who sat in our section at Reliant last Cowboys game sealed forever my hatred for that team and a large number of their fans.

Two of these idiots had front row seats in our upper deck section and wanted to stand the whole freaking game, and they were behemoths blocking several rows worth of people behind them (regulars in our section). They would also turn around and taunt the majority of the section (Texans fans), flip the bird, dance like idiots, even toss food at people celebrating 1st downs, scores, anything positive for the Cowboys etc.

It got so bad that a few fans finally snapped and started getting physical with them to the point I was convinced they were going to get their asses kicked over the rail by the mob they had fueled to the point of insanity.

Screw their team and their fans. I know a few folks I work with who like Texans and Cowboys, and they are not pompous idiots, so it’s not ALL of them….but it damn sure seems to be MOST of them.

by MeMongo on Feb 10, 2012 10:33 AM CST reply actions

Dallas draws the heat because of the general arrogance of their fan base and owner

Additionally, it doesn’t help that a LOT of people who live outside of Texas consider Dallas as the center of the universe for Texas due to the success of an old TV series and the marketing machine the Cowboys created for a few decades. As a result, many companies have moved their HQ operations there and the $$$ and elite lifestyle followed.

I doubt there would be much of an issue between Houston and Dallas if it weren’t for these developments over the last 30 years. But it is what it is now, and the pompous condescending arrogant Cowboy fans can suck it.

by MeMongo on Feb 10, 2012 10:53 AM CST reply actions 5 recs

that pic is awesome

consider it stolen.

The Houston Texans: The Ron Paul of the NFL.

by DaGoaT on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions

I did the same

and posted to my TWITTER FOR ALL TO ENJOY!

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THEREALALLENOU: "@Joeeatstacos... You're like the second testicle to my Tom green. I dont NEED you, but life is better when your around lol"
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by Taco Joe on Feb 13, 2012 10:28 AM CST up reply actions

Funny thing

Is that a lie when perpetuated enough – even when it is not actually stated and instead just an idea or an image of an idea – will be seen as truth. Houston has more fortune 500 companies headquartered in it than any city in America besides New York City. The idea that somehow Dallas is the economic power player in Texas is just patently false.

Houston is older (chartered in 1837 vs 1856), is bigger (601 vs 385 square miles), has a larger population (2,099,451 vs 1,197,816 per the 2010 census), has more than double the number of fortune 500 companies HQs (22 vs 10 http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune500/2011/cities/ ).

Additional badassness exhibited by Houston: our City is Named after Sam freaking Houston and was the capitol of the Republic of Texas. Oh and our fans aren’t nearly as likely to act like douchebags.

And Keith-- darn it, change your name! It's not scary, and I'm embarassed to say it. Boris, Try that. Keith, you know, OH, watch out for KEITH!

by Chris Rosenberger on Feb 10, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs

I doubt there would be much of an issue between Houston and Dallas if it weren’t for these developments over the last 30 years.

Nah, I remember being aware of the rivalry when I was a little kid. That was, ahem, more than 30 years ago. When my high school was in the state basketball tournament, a Dallas team’s supporters chanted “Big D, Little H !” at us. (We won. HAHAHAHA!)

The hatin’ goes back a long way. No idea how it all started, but I do hate me some Dallas and especially its pro sports teams.

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by FreedomRide on Feb 10, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions

The hatin' is at least 40 years old.

That’s when the Cowboys took on the moniker of “America’s team.” Fortunately, most of America took issue with that label.

Houston Texans: 1 Playoff Win.
Vince Young, Dunta Robinson, and Jason Babin: 0 Combined Playoff Wins.

by T-Moar on Feb 12, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions

We are not in the Same State

Real Texas Starts somewhere near Waco. Dallas is in South Oklahoma and not Texas

by Silentjay on Feb 10, 2012 11:45 AM CST reply actions

If the guy didnt look like such pathetic little bitch...

maybe it would be different. fuck dallas and fuck you you little pre pubescent fuck. hows that for hate

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by AllenOU on Feb 10, 2012 11:46 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

Shaun Cody ... Cody Lewis

Why do all the Codys have to be awful?

/clearly trolling/

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by riversmccown on Feb 10, 2012 4:19 PM CST reply actions

Buffalo Bill Cody was all right

he invented wings, at any rate.

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by Foster Child on Feb 11, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs

Reccedy reccy rec'd

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by tehGrindCrusher on Feb 11, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah, but

They won like five rings, some of them even while most fans were alive! They traded Herschel Walker! They’re the awesomest franchise in the history of franchises! They have a star on their helmets! They have a really big tv screen at their stadium so that their fans can see ~~Tony Romo choke~~ their awesomeness in glorious HD!

We should all respect them for these wonderful accomplishments.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Feb 11, 2012 12:14 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

this should be green'd

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vocabulary." - Lawrence Vickers

"I believe in this "zombie team that won’t fucking die no matter how many body parts you shoot off." We can win this game.

by NoSafetiesNeeded on Feb 12, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions