Pre-Free Agency Open Thread 3: Open Thread With A Vengeance

Push comes to shove, he'll play offense.

Depending on your perspective, there are three hours remaining until:

a. The master plan begins to come together.
b. Everything falls apart and happiness dies.
c. 10am. (Note: This only applies to people in Hawaii.)

Until then, continue the well-reasoned, not-emotional-at-all discussions of personnel decisions (both real and imagined) in this thread. Here's a Mad Lib to get you started:

If the [NFL team] do not [employment-related verb] [NFL player], I will [hyperbolic statement] because [ridiculous generalization].

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