For salary cap reasons, Neil Rackers has been replaced by the blonde.
It is now the second day of the period that the natives call Free Agency 2012. Little has changed vis-a-vis the Texans over the past seventeen-plus hours, and this stasis leaves my heart sorrowful and my brain rife with a bizarre combination of boredom and panic. I fear that the natives, heretofore friendly toward one another, are growing restless. There may very well be rioting and violence in the comment wilderness if something does not happen, and soon.
May Rick Smith have mercy on our souls,
This is your open thread for Day 2. Please keep the rioting and violence to a minimum.