I AM WORTH A BILLION TRILLION DOLLARS.
OK, so there's not really any new hope around here. Everything Texans-related is pretty much exactly as it was when you awoke this morning, with the added annoyance of knowing that Chris Myers will be visiting with the BESFs tomorrow. I just wanted to use a 4th movie in a series as part of the title of this open thread.
So . . . yeah.
That said, I suppose we could cling to the fact that Mario Williams has still not signed with not the Texans. That's something, right? And, at last report, he was still in Buffalo; perhaps the threat of all those who will die from future snow storms will ward him off...
Regardless, this is your open thread for free agency discussion as we move past the first full 24 hours of the offseason of our discontent.
(h/t to Rivers on the Simpsons reference)