This is a tad too understated for my liking.
From those of us at BRB who aren't envious Scottish heathens, a very happy St. Patrick's Day to you and yours. As I know each and every one of you will be embracing all that is great about Éire throughout this glorious holiday, I'm getting the usual Saturday night open thread up earlier than usual.
Discuss whatever you're up to or thinking about on this beautiful day, Texans-related or not. Maybe you want to chat about how the original color associated with St. Patrick's Day was blue, not green. Maybe you want to talk about your favorite Irish band. Maybe you want to elaborate upon the pros (because there are no cons) to drinking Guinness. No matter what you do, make sure you're wearing green, or BFD will pinch you. And it will not be pleasant.
It's an open forum, though the community guidelines are always in effect, so use your good judgment in what you post for public consumption.