It looks as though the QB we know as "Sunshine" and "Goldilocks" is sporting a new hair-do (along with other miscellaneous Glitter Kitten news). Will this make him a better quarterback? Will he be more suited to run an NFL offense? Will he be less likely to shit his britches when he sees Brian Cushing on the sidelings? I believe the answer to all these questions is no. But one thing is for sure: Blaine Gabbert was never fond of nicknames.