Worst. Open Thread.  Ever.

Why, no, this post has nothing to do with football.

Earlier today, Tim wrote the BRB admins a short note:

Dear Wonderful BRB Team,

Tonight is my special night out with my pet chihuahua, Ricky, so I hope one of you can cover for my absence with a hard-hitting article or wonderful foresight or anything, really. Tonight is about me and Ricky, and you can't take that away from me.

Bear hugs,

Tim

So.....uhhhhhhh....hmmmmmmm....yeahhhhhh....

Ummmmm, my son had a baseball game tonight! He ripped a triple to right, basically painting the line, which was nice. His pitching was interesting. After throwing nothing but strikes in the bullpen and during warm-up, he promptly hit the mascot with the first pitch. And we don't even HAVE a mascot, so that was all sorts of messed up. My knees hurt from catching so many pitches, and I can't find my ice packs anywhere. Dangit. It looks like I need three more words for 150. And there it goes!

So, BRB, here's your Worst Open Thread Ever. Enjoy.

SB Nation Featured Video
X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Battle Red Blog

You must be a member of Battle Red Blog to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Battle Red Blog. You should read them.

Join Battle Red Blog

You must be a member of Battle Red Blog to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Battle Red Blog. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker