This article may strike some as weird. Just like using mayonnaise to deal with a bully in high school. It's different but it works. Anyway join me for some mayonnaise, bully prevention and random thoughts during this seemingly endless NFL offseason.

Now granted you may be wondering whats with the mayonnaise. Quick story this girl she poured salt on me in high school. I don't know if she thought I was going to melt or what. She often made fun of me for being in a wheelchair I didn't get mad I got even. The Next Day I poured six mayonnaise packets on her backpack. Yeah I didn't see her during my senior year. Any-who on to the article:

• Foster's Veggie Tales-Only thing that bothers me is Arian Foster still getting protein to help muscle strength/growth. In Arian/Arian's Nutrionist we trust?
• Shooting the Brees- Drew Brees still isn't signed. Considering the rough year the Saints are in for he could pull a Chris Johson {holdout} or a Tim Thomas { take a year off} It will be interesting to see what it takes to get Brees on the field.
• ARE YOU READY FOR SOME COLLEGE FOOTBALL- NCAA 2013 is out today I can't wait to suit up as Earl Campbell. Considering I wasn't even a twinkle in my dad's eye when Earl Campbell played for the Oilers. This is one player I would have like to see in person.
• ANDIIIIIIIIEEEYIII WILLL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOU!-Hunter Pence coming home on September 13th, 14th, and 15th, 16th I love this guys heart and Hutzpah. I was drunk and crying on July 31 2011 when Hunter got traded. and like Captain Mecco Hunter played hard for a bad team, and like Tim during the Demecco Ryans trade. I knew why it was happening but I didn't have to like it.

So yeah comment and feel free to just rant