Andre Lamont Johnson, born July 11, 1981. Second only to Christmas.

To: DRE

Thanks for restructuring your contract.

Thanks for your patience.

Thanks for your character.

Thanks for putting that move on Pacman in the January game.

Thanks for knocking the bejeezus out of that punk ass BESF.

Thanks for running like a fullback when you have the ball.

Thanks for your perfect routes.

Thanks for your quiet leadership.

Thanks for your humility.

Thanks for your community service.

Thanks for choosing Houston. We would be so much less without you...

You are The Greatest.