I couldn't find a picture of Howard Cosell in our database, so here's TJ Yates.
If speed and arrests are your thing, welcome to tonight's Monday Night Football. Zombie Al Davis' Oakland Raiders, led by Ken Stabler, Dave Casper, Ted Hendricks, and Mike Haynes host the Dallas Cokeboys, led by fan favorites such as Rafael Septien, Lance Rentzel, Nate Newton, and the blowriffic Michael Irvin. We all know B0$$MAN will be cheering on his all-time new favorite team LOLKYIM!
Usual community rules in place, but, you know, it IS the Cokeboys. Inhale that for a moment. Too soon?