**Inhales deeply** Do you smell that? That, my friends, is the smell of football. Where I'm at, it smells awfully like stale beer and wet dog, so your smells may vary. Greatly. I hope. We've got six games tonight: Washington @ Buffalo; Baltimore @ Atlanta; Pittsburgh @ Philadelphia; New Orleans @ New England; Green Bay @ San Diego; and, Denver @ Chicago.
It may be Pre-Season Week 1, my people, but it's still football, goshdarnit. Here's your Open Thread for tonight's festivities. Normal open thread rules apply. Please discontinue if this thread causes a rash.