Open Thread: Monday Night Football

"I think Blaine Gabbert is awful, as well! Oh, bfd, we have so much in common."

Tonight's match-up pits the Manningful Denver Broncos against the host Manningless Atlanta Falcons. Currently, the only other Manningful teams are the Green Bay Packers (Terrell), the New York Giants (Eli) and your Danieal Manning-ful Houston Texans. This leaves the Indianapolis Colts woefully Manningless, though they did successfully "Suck for Luck." They also "Acted Like Wieners for Fleener." We can't at all discuss what they did for 7th round pick Tim Fugger.

The Atlanta Falcons have one of my favorite non-Texans, Julio Jones, and somehow still employ "Pay Me Rick" Dunta Robinson, who's sure to be a prime target of the Manningful Peyton Manning. The Broncos also have an Aggie on the team, yet, no one seems to care. This is your thread for the game, so thread away.

Edit: As Mike Clark is our Patron Saint of Good Luck on BRB, we should all root for the Broncos tonight.

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