"I wish I could hit people like Trindon Holliday does."
It's entirely possible -- though not probable -- that you'd rather discuss tonight's live-action game of pigskin between two AFC teams that are not as good as your undefeated Houston Texans. Hey, I'm not here to judge you. I mean, I might think you're crazy, and we'll probably turn your contact info over to Homeland Security, but that's just because we love our country a little more than you do.
Still, if that's your bag, go right ahead and do so in the comments to this post.
Before you comment, though, genuflect at the altar of Andre Johnson once more. Because that's only proper.