Greetings from the Phinsider, seeing as the first game of the season is one day away, and I am bored until the college games start, just ask me anything you want to know about the Dolphins.

I fully expect questions like

"Who the hell is Tannehill throwing to?"

and "why havent Jackie Long and Lauren Tannehill starred in a sextape"?

Also: "Why is Jeff Ireland such an incredibly incompetent douche"? (SPOILER ALERT! Because he learned from Bill Parcells, who is an overrated douche) I do wonder how much Pat Riley knows about football.