Watching the tilt between Alabama and Notre Dame tonight? Need a place to share your witticisms and Notre Dame hatred? Well do I have some great news for you?!

Let me explain.

No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

Notre Dame is a detestable school in a horrid town in a meaningless state. Alabama is also those things, but they are not Notre Dame, so that's what matters.

(Also, for you Aggie fans, if Alabama beats ND, A&M's season looks even better in retrospect. So there's that. Conversely, for you Longhorn fans, an Alabama win at least makes Oklahoma look just a bit worse. WIN-WIN!)

Roll Tide, as they say.