Forgive my intrusion into your blog - but I want to get the word out on this and think you guys could get a kick out of it, too. (That and I still have ties to your city, so I'm one of "those" Titans fans.)
Use the current Texans roster (and throw in some past greats for added fun - sure, grab some Oilers if you want) and "mutate" their names. (Example - JJ Watt = J.J. S.W.A.T., Mercilus = Meciless [duh - easiest one])
Back in the day (a Tuesday in 1993) there was an AWESOME game on the Sega Genesis called Mutant League Football. It was a more innocent and gentle time back then. I learned recently that the creator of that game is trying to make an updated version for all the primary gaming devices through Kickstarter.
I highly encourage you to check it out if you played it or if you've always wanted the game of football to be even more violent and fun. Chip in what you can (lowest level is a measly $2) but also promote this wherever you can to get more involved - other fan sites, facebook, email, whatever. (here's their FB page: https://www.facebook.com/MutantFootballLeague)