With Wade Phillips at the helm of the HMS Texans, they outperformed all expectations in crushing the Indianapolis Colts yesterday. We knew the team was purposefully tanking because of the horribly disliked Gary Kubiak. Yesterday's rejuvenated team, led by a pants on fire Shiloh Keo, dominated the Colts on both sides of the line of scrimmage. When Keo tied the record for number of interceptions in a single game, even the Colts faithful stood and applauded.
Join us tonight as we wax poetically about how the Texans would've dominated with Reggie Bush instead of Mario Williams. Or how Joe Flacco is a truly elite QB. Or how...wait, am I still being snarky? I CAN'T TELL ANYMORE.
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