With their fourteenth loss of the season, with their fourteenth loss in a row, your Houston Texans have officially clinched the first overall pick of the 2014 NFL Draft and the first pick in each subsequent round.
The Houston Texans are now on the clock. In wholly unrelated news, I'm just gonna leave this right here.
Here's a link to the order of the first 15 picks in the 2014 NFL Draft. The rest of the draft order is still up in the air thanks to tonight's NFC East matchup and the playoffs.