Just when you had given up hope, this happens.
I for one welcome our new tree-trunk-legged Overlord and the wonder that is a man who has feet attached directly to the bottoms of his thighs.
Here's hoping that he is able to work some magic and get a real nose tackle drafted (/wipes away wistful tear remember "Planetoid" fantasies of old) or maybe even someone who could play one on TV.
Next up, Mittens signs on as Quarterback coach and Charlie Casserly is hired as Personnel Consultant.
/runs back under bed