Houston Texans Head Coach Gary Kubiak Turns 52 Today

Eggs Over My Hammy sounds dang good today... I'll have that. - Andy Lyons

The most successful head coach in the ENTIRE history of the Houston Texans turns 52 today. Wish him your best.

Gary Kubiak is already a Houston Texans legend. There has never been a more successful head coach in the long, storied history of the team.

Coach Kubiak holds the record in the following categories for the Texans:

  • Wins (59)
  • Playoff wins (2)
  • Playoff appearances (4)
  • Replay Challenges lost
  • Seconds wasted during a two minute drill
  • Largest playcalling "IHOP" chart in square inches
  • Best haircut
  • Worst haircut

So here's to you, Coach Kubiak. Happy 52!

Love it.

Happy Thursday.

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