It's the first Saturday of the college football season. IT'S THE FIRST SATURDAY OF THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON!
If you're doing anything but gorging yourself on the buffet that is thinly veiled professional football all day, I'm tremendously disappointed in you. By the time New Mexico State-Texas (7 p.m. CDT, only on the Longhorn Network, now available to Time Warner customers!), Georgia-Clemson (7 p.m. CDT), LSU-TCU (8 p.m. CDT) kick off, you should be seeing sound.
This is your inaugural open thread for the inaugural weekend of the 2013 college football season. You know what to do.