If my beloved alma mater continues to poop its pants week after week this season, these college football open threads are going to get awfully dark. Like, "hurt myself to see if I still feel" dark. Take it away, Mr. Cash.
On that note, this is your open thread for all of today's college football action. Talk about what you're watching, whether it's Tennessee-Florida (2:30 p.m. CDT), SMU-Texas A&M (6 p.m. CDT), Arizona State-Stanford (6 p.m. CDT), Auburn-LSU (6:45 p.m. CDT), or some other game. Even Kansas State-Texas (7 p.m. CDT on ABC). I guess.
Barkeep! Whiskey neat, please.