Earlier today we learned the inevitable news the wily old veteran missing a hip will not be playing tonight. Shiloh "I should only play special teams" Keo will get the start in his place and D.J Swearinger will probably get some action. At least Bayless will be happy. Manti Te'o will be as absent as...well, you know the joke goes.
I'll do everyone a favor and write down the inactives for tonight's Texans-Chargers game so you don't have to Google it yourself.