Every year I clean up my house to a respectable level, and host a party. Each year I have a select group of people attend my party, from lifelong friends to close family members who all care about who the Texans pick. Additionally I always invite a co-worker, a different one each time. Being the boss I cannot be seen as someone who partakes in favoritism, so new prospects come in every year. This year is a little tough, because there are no sure fire guys out there. Not one of the prospects is an Andrew Buck, who was just unbelievable. Here are the potential party animals.
#1 Teddy BridgeBurner
Pros: BridgeBurner is an excellent prospect. He has all the skills to compete in beer pong, flip cup, and other drinking games people do at parties that I was never invited to.
Cons: Some scouts complain about the level of completion and worry how he will do against big time Police forces, instead of the small town local police. Also a notorious bad friend.
#2 Jadeveon Clooney
Pros: Aside from having a handsome uncle, Jadeveon Clooney is a freak of nature in the looks department. He can single handling change a party’s girl to guy ratio.
Con: Some question his motor and say he did not party to his fullest in college in order to reduce the risk of injury or prison time.
#3 Blake Bottle
Pros: Has a hot girlfriend
#4 Johnny Man smell
Pros: AKA Johnny Party, has the highest ceiling among the rest of the prospects. He can make a crap night into a legendary one. He truly is a wild card.
Cons: He is in denial about his height and has a napoleon complex. Also he smells like molded cheese.
The prospects make it a tough decision, but I’m going with Jadeveon Clooney. I believe he will go great with one of our better guest, my cousin JJ Pott. They can take this part to a new level.