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Who to draft for your draft day party.

Every year I clean up my house to a respectable level, and host a party. Each year I have a select group of people attend my party, from lifelong friends to close family members who all care about who the Texans pick. Additionally I always invite a co-worker, a different one each time. Being the boss I cannot be seen as someone who partakes in favoritism, so new prospects come in every year. This year is a little tough, because there are no sure fire guys out there. Not one of the prospects is an Andrew Buck, who was just unbelievable. Here are the potential party animals.

#1 Teddy BridgeBurner

Pros: BridgeBurner is an excellent prospect. He has all the skills to compete in beer pong, flip cup, and other drinking games people do at parties that I was never invited to.

Cons: Some scouts complain about the level of completion and worry how he will do against big time Police forces, instead of the small town local police. Also a notorious bad friend.

#2 Jadeveon Clooney

Pros: Aside from having a handsome uncle, Jadeveon Clooney is a freak of nature in the looks department. He can single handling change a party’s girl to guy ratio.

Con: Some question his motor and say he did not party to his fullest in college in order to reduce the risk of injury or prison time.

#3 Blake Bottle

Pros: Has a hot girlfriend

#4 Johnny Man smell

Pros: AKA Johnny Party, has the highest ceiling among the rest of the prospects. He can make a crap night into a legendary one. He truly is a wild card.

Cons: He is in denial about his height and has a napoleon complex. Also he smells like molded cheese.

The prospects make it a tough decision, but I’m going with Jadeveon Clooney. I believe he will go great with one of our better guest, my cousin JJ Pott. They can take this part to a new level.

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