The Texans offensive line is doing it big this weekend. Deion Sanders, Jr. sleeps on gilded sheets. Americans are unmoved by the R-word controversy. And prepare yourselves: a #ClutchCityResurrection is at hand.

Analysis, jokes, and musings from last week's first round of the 2013 NFL Draft

Coach Kubiak talks DeAndre Hopkins, Glover Quin talks Texans in this edition of the BRN.

Battle Red Blog takes a look at Ryan Griffin. Why was he selected and what's he bring to the table?

Thanks to the NFLPA, we have as close to a good answer as we're likely to get outside the league office.

Our three division foes hauled in a few players of their own this past draft weekend. Learn a little bit about them here.

Houston's least known rookie just may have the best chance at providing an on-field impact in 2013. Could Houston have a hidden gem in Alan Bonner?

Bad news for Texans fans: Derek Newton will be out until training camp at the earliest. Good news for Redskins fans: Laurence Fishburne may soon be the team's new ambassador. Plus, a shout out to the man left hanging by my boy Chandler Parsons.

This would seem to put the starting gig at right tackle wide open, if it wasn't already. Who will step up and claim the job?

Why all the hubbub around an undrafted free agent signing? Well, it's not every day that a team signs a Heisman Trophy finalist.