Want some guaranteed success in fantasy football in 2013? Well, I can't give you that. I can however give you a weekly opinion column with way too many words on who I will be targeting this coming fantasy season. Does that do it for you?

You know the offseason grind is in full force when a discussion of J.J. Watt's Nikes is more interesting than anything else. But that's the opinion of a guy who didn't get to go to #FPSF.

Come, celebrate the onset of summer in BRB's weekly open thread.

Newsflash...people are rather ardent fans of Mr. Watt.

I didn't. How did the Texans manage to keep this a secret?

Brown cracks the top 50 in 2013, Freeney calls shenanigans on this edition of the Newswire.

With news that Antonio Smith would like to extend his contract, what kind of deal would Houston and he be talking about? Battle Red Blog busts out the crystal ball and tea leaves to find the value of a Ninja Assassin.

Great. But do the Texans share that desire?

If you're not putting a lip in before practice, you're not doing it right. Arian Foster, take note. Ben Tate is coming for you.

Maybe not practicing, but he'll be here.