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Battle Red Bag, Vol. 1: Home Alone With Mila Kunis

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Readers write. I respond. The spinning wheel keeps spinning 'round.

Know Thine Enemy - Indianapolis Colts

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A look at what the Indianapolis Colts have done during the offseason, and how it could potentially affect the Houston Texans.

The Battle Red Bag Needs Your Help

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Take a shot at contributing to BRB's fledgling weekly mailbag feature. The parameters are sufficiently lacking, so this is almost sure to be a disaster.

Oh Sure, Now Wade Phillips Doesn't Want Vending Machines

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Wade Phillips can make anyone better, but that doesn't mean he should settle for just anyone at nose tackle.

Andre Johnson: Re-Sign Vonta Leach, And Then Sign Nnamdi Asomugha

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Whew. It had been a few days since we mentioned Scrabble around here. I was starting to get worried people might forget about him.

Behind The Mask: DeMeco Ryans

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A humorous, and fictitious, look at the lives of Houston Texans players off-the-field. In this edition: DeMeco Ryans.

BRB Notice: Detente (Must-Read)

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As much as I've tried to let things be, the time has come for me to address an unpleasantness that's been growing here on BRB. I hoped that said unpleasantness would be something that was resolved...

Clockwork Battle Red

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Deep in the bowels of Indianapolis, a quarterback and his coach have a secret rendezvous after the 2011 NFL draft in their undisclosed bunker...

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Saturday Night Tunes

Some suggested music, courtesy of "Saturday Night Tunes" on Battle Red Blog.

The Z Report: Lance's Thoughts On Each 2011 Texans Draft Pick

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I meant to get this posted weeks ago and totally failed to do it. Thankfully, the complete lack of player movement since the draft has served to keep four-week old draft analysis newsworthy.

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