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The Nose Tackle Game

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Who should Wade Phillips pick as the Texans next nose tackle? An analysis of their strengths and weaknesses with a couple of jokes thrown in.

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Elephant

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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Elephant. What is Wade cooking up in his laboratory and which ingredient is Mario?

And Some Readers Have Greatness Thrust Upon Them: Introducing the Bag

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Introducing the Battle Red Bag, which is either better or worse than you are imagining.

Failed Secondary Coach Lands New Gig As BRB Writer

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BRB's second new writer introduces himself to the masses.

Battle Red Onion: Blog Editor Goes Insane, Hires New Writer.

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Now Officially Distributing Sensationalized Rubbish Since Last October, May Durga Help Us All. May 19, 2011 Renton, Washington It was just a scant two weeks ago when...

SB Nation: Texans' 2011 Team Needs

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Joel Thorman devotes a few words to what your Houston Texans did in the 2011 NFL Draft, and where they may go from here. An unnamed voice from BRB chimes in too and could very well cause your head to explode with the brilliance emanating from his remarks.

SITE NEWS: We're Almost Ready To Announce The New BRB Writers

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SITE NEWS: We're Almost Ready To Announce The New BRB Writers.

Battle Red Link Roundup: Chicken Little Asomugha Edition

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Hey hey, it's an attempt at a link roundup! Texans links at BRB for 05/18/11.

Checking The Pulse: Nnamdi Asomugha And The Houston Texans - Go For It Or Target Someone Realistic?

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Checking the pulse of the fan base, to Nnamdi or not to Nnamdi...that is the question, Houston Texans fans.

"Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled Monday that its "temporary stay" of the NFL lockout is no longer temporary."

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This is not good news for football in 2011. Link via Rotoworld and h/t DisplacedTexan. Link goes to Drew Brees' profile, whom Rotoworld has been using for a placeholder for updates.

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