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Chron: Tuesday Team Luncheon Blurb

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Since I didn't see any articles or FanPosts on it, I figured I'd pass along this blurb from the Comicle about Tuesday's Texans Team Luncheon. Good for wasting a few minutes.

Texans Place Lonnie Ballentine On IR

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Mr. Irrelevant will have to wait one more year to try to make an impact in the NFL. Considering Ballentine is a gigantic human who runs a sub-4.0 forty, I'm sure he will be back.

Texans Tail Lights Are The Best Thing Ever

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Got a nice ride and cash to burn? You need custom Texans tail lights.

Big nickel package emerging as NFL's hottest defensive trend - NFL.com

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Hmmm. Something new to watch for during preseason scrimmages. I saw a lot of three safety sets at the last training camp I attended, but I can't see the overall plays well enough yet to really know what RAC was attempting to do. Perhaps Swaggg is our new nickel safety? Size wise, he's close enough, but does he have the speed?

The Guardians of the Gridiron

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By DarthTexan via Twitter.

I like it. I like it a lot.

Anyone see the movie yet? It's been getting surprisingly good reviews despite it being based on comic book characters that only the nerdiest of nerds have heard about.

#StaySuckaFree T-Shirts

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Shoutout to John Burke II for coming up with this and posting it on Twitter.

This is a pretty good idea for a T-shirt, but here's a much better one for a much better cause.

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