Caliendo's "Gruden QB Camp" parody. OMGZ it's dead-on!

I can't stop smiling. What a great impression of QB Camp and Gruden himself.

Maybe Derek Newton is doing exactly what they want him to do?

S Shiloh Keo led a group of 11 Texans who received at least $100,000 in performance-based pay for 2013. He earned $213,028.

— John McClain (@McClain_on_NFL) March 24, 2014

G Brandon Brooks ($189,531), S D.J. Swearinger ($187,261), OT Derek Newton ($175,774), TE Ryan Griffin ($166,462) got at least $150,000.

— John McClain (@McClain_on_NFL) March 24, 2014

Bucky Brooks analysis of Teddy Bridgewater

A good analysis of Teddy Bridgewater even after Bridgewater's Pro Day.

Draft Tek Mock Draft accidentally awesome

Draft Tek, a mock draft site that runs off of computer simulation, has been churning out mock drafts to account for free agent signings as they occur. In their latest, the 7-B Mock Draft, the Texans accidentally get an outstanding draft.

Each player is listed along with their Value Score, which is a simple math problem of how many spots below or above their spot on the Big Board were they selected. (Example: the 10th overall player being picked #15 gets a +5; if he was drafted #8, he'd be -2)

1.1 Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina OLB34 +0
2.1 Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M QB +26
3.1 Jordan Matthews, Vanderbilt WR +22
4.1 Kadeem Carey, Arizona RB +0
5.1 Marcel Jensen, Fresno St TE +9
6.1 Zack Kerr, Delaware NT(!) +2
7.1 Antone Exum, Virginia Tech CB -6

Sure, we're going in on faith that the injured linemen from last year can step in as redshirt rookies, but aside from that, this is an A+++++ draft. I don't care what you think about JFF, getting him AND Clowney is amazing, and that's coming from someone who is terminally "In Bed For Ted".

Brandon Weeden, QB Dallas Cowboys

In case you missed the signing and need to feel better about the Texans' slow offseason. Have fun with this guy, Cowboys fans!

Training For Sunday: Blake Bortles

Behind the scenes training with Blake Bortles. A good primer for tomorrow's UCF pro day.

Jim Irsay Arrested, faces 4 felony counts

Apparently homeboy was driving while shitfaced...

Solomon to Texans: Don't overthink it; take Teddy Bridgewater

Jerome Solomon from the Houston Chronicle (the only writer there capable of forming his own opinion & not simply going for page clicks) gives his opinion on why the Texans need to do the smart thing and draft Teddy Bridgewater number one overall.

Joseph And Daniels Willing To Restructure Contracts

Most interesting.
Joseph 2014 cap hit - $11.25 million
Daniels 2014 cap hit - $6.25 million

Somewhere Matt Schaub & Matt Cassel...

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