These two Items rival even the Shroud of Turin, King Tutankahumun's Tomb, and the Lascaux Cave Paintings as the greatest archaeological finds in the history of man kind. As I promised in last week's "What If?" article here they are in all their glory.

Arian uses the Force.

"I Don't Know You Bro!!" We figured why not make this little design...should we make shirts??? -RunningGameClothing.com

2012 Houston Football Schedule (courtesy of RunningGameClothing.com) - see y'all at the games!! #TexansFootball

Promo pic for RunningGameClothing.com The Houston Collection drops this Preseason!

ESPN chooses Bowden's quote to represent their take on Joe Paterno's Statue razing. How asinine is that? I imagine Bowden would be just fine extracting Paterno from college football's collective imagination, long or short term...ain't.

This photo is courtesy of the official Facebook page of the Houston Texans. Consider it a nice way to get you through to Friday.

Just in case you haven't seen it yet, here's the greatest picture in the history of the world.

Jacoby got in on the Fun

Fosters new Dew