Fanshots

Duane Brown: Future Action Movie Star?

28
Boxbn4pcuaajedb

He's definitely got the right muscle to tattoo to gun size ratio. Picture via his twitter. In fact, I think this would make a pretty good third installment of our Photoshop contest.

Time to get some tickets to the gun show.

Would You Buy?

58
Mujtbfm

I stumbled across this on a message board forum.

No disrespect meant to any Raiders fans who read this, but seeing Matt Schaub as the face of a marketing campaign in 2014 makes me chuckle. I suppose that you can only build with the blocks that came in the box.

Best of luck to Schaub (I'll be legitimately rooting for him) and the marketing interns who came up with this.

Peshek's QB Accuracy Chart

23
Bmjtojtigaakog9_jpg_large

A very handy chart courtesy of Rotoworld's Greg Peshek. It details the throwing accuracy of just about every major QB prospect coming in the draft.
See the full picture here and check out Peshek's work in analytics here and here.

Houston Sports Personified

38
Bltyckccyaeujhq

J.J. Watt tweeted this picture out yesterday. If you were born within the last 10 years, you might not know that he's standing next to Houston Rockets legend Hakeem Olajuwon.
He's the man that helped pull the city from the black hole created by the 92-93 Oilers choking away a massive lead against the Buffalo Bills.
Such courtside greatness wasn't enough for the Rockets, though, as they lost last night against the Portland Trail Blazers in an overtime thriller.

The 2014 Texans Cheer Squad Is Set

67
Blztjcsciaambbx

Found this thanks to KPRC's Twitter. The competition was fierce, so congrats to the ladies.

📷
News

Rosters Released For J.J. Watt Charity Classic Softball Game

22
Bljejbrcyaedtfj

Thanks to kdentify for posting this in the comments.

It kicks off Friday, May 2 at Constellation Field in Sugar Land.

Find out more info about the event here.

Good Call, Bro

30
Uapf6ll
Click here for the full picture.

I found this comment while thumbing through the BRB archives the other day. Mr. b0wse pretty much nailed what the 2013 season and 2014 offseason had in store for us.

This team did indeed "need a reboot."

Sweet Houston Texans Rocks Glasses

33
Obrjpcr

The lady got me these as a gift, and I thought I'd share. I'm thinking there's a strong bourbon-drinker/Texans fan demographic here on Battle Red Blog.

Check them out on Amazon.

Is It Over Yet?

357
Giphy
Click here for the full GIF. Found this gem in the comments section of the open thread, and I just had to share it.
The look on Bill O'Brien's face reminds me of Homer Simpson yelling out "Boring!" (video)

Andre Johnson's Career Yardage - A Pie Chart Perspective

32
Ljt3yal

This week in unnecessary pie charts, we take a look at Andre Johnson's career receiving numbers compared to those of the next nine WRs that have played for the Houston Texans.

Like a Thanksgiving plate dominated by an oversized turkey leg, the chart above is hilariously unbalanced. We're all painfully familiar with the precipitous drop in quality after Andre, but it's staggering to see him account for as many yards by himself as almost everyone else on the list.

Hopefully we'll see DeAndre Hopkins distinguish himself from the pack of near-anonymous receivers accompanying him here. Click here for the full picture.

+

Fanshots on the Go

Drag this button to your browser bar to start sharing Fanshots

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Battle Red Blog

You must be a member of Battle Red Blog to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Battle Red Blog. You should read them.

Join Battle Red Blog

You must be a member of Battle Red Blog to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Battle Red Blog. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker