Caliendo's "Gruden QB Camp" parody. OMGZ it's dead-on!

I can't stop smiling. What a great impression of QB Camp and Gruden himself.

Brandon Weeden, QB Dallas Cowboys

In case you missed the signing and need to feel better about the Texans' slow offseason. Have fun with this guy, Cowboys fans!

Video: J.J. Watt Dominating A Half Ton Tire

From J.J. Watt's Instagram.

J.J. Watt has the mental and physical strength to lift and shove a 1000 pound rubber tire while Sara Bareilles shrieks in the background. Well done, Watt.

Battle Red Onion: J.J. Watt Is Good At Everything

This week on BRO, we find J.J. on some kind of slickened surface pushing what appears to be a remote control around with a disfigured garden tool.

Sources tell BROthat this activity is known colloquially among Wisconsinites as push-puck or ice stick invader men. We'll monitor this new hobby as necessary.

Next week on BRO: We catch up with Jared Crick and his continuing quest to finish his taxes. What role will Form 990-W play?

Someone Talk Me Off The Ledge, I Miss Case Keenum Already

I wanted to believe. So badly.

I still want to believe!

Keenum 2014! grapevine: Houston Texans plan to hire new coach by Tuesday

The video is short and gives a good recap of the info on the hunt for a new Texans HC. The following quotation is a good summary of the Dec 29th update UPDATE: Rapoport reported Sunday on NFL Network's "NFL GameDay First" that the Texans will interview Chargers offensive coordinator Ken Whisenhunt, per sources informed of their process. Houston has strong interest in him, per Rapoport, and Whisenhunt could be the final candidate interviewed.

Video: Andre vs. Cortland

Never forget... NEVER.

Man makes promise to football gods, OP delivers

the guy said if the texans make a half time comeback he would drink his own urine. We need more guys like this come playoff time lol.

found it on the texans Reddit

J.J. Watt Box Jumping Into Our Hearts

Remember Watt's 55 inch box jump last year? Here's 59.5 inches. THE MAN IS GETTING STRONGER.

Lance Z: Outside Zone Run Breaks Down

This video is a couple of weeks old but it highlights perfectly some of the troubles the Texans had in running the ball in 2012. Derek Newton and Wade "PRO BOWL" Smith were the main culprits in this video.


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