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2014 NFL Draft: Mocking The Houston Texans

It's time for a full Houston Texans mock draft, BRB-style.

S.N.O.T.: 04/12/14

Enhance your evening with Battle Red Blog's sophisticated discourse over today's hottest topics. It's the semi-famous Saturday Night Open Thread.

Good Call, Bro

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I found this comment while thumbing through the BRB archives the other day. Mr. b0wse pretty much nailed what the 2013 season and 2014 offseason had in store for us.

This team did indeed "need a reboot."

NFL Draft Pro Days: Much Ado About Nothing?

As we are in the midst of the Pro Day schedule, Battle Red Blog ponders the importance of a good, or bad, showing at Pro Day.

BRO: Schaub Not Feeling Enough Heat In Oakland

There's just something about Houston, and former Texans quarterback Matt Schaub isn't feeling it in Oakland.

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SO LONG, DENTAL PLAN!

If we give up our dental plan, I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces!

Thank You, Matt Schaub

Matt Schaub is now an Oakland Raider, but let's remember him for all he did in Houston. BRB says thank you.

Brandon Weeden, QB Dallas Cowboys

In case you missed the signing and need to feel better about the Texans' slow offseason. Have fun with this guy, Cowboys fans!
#Schaubenfreude

Texans In 'Serious' Trade Talks Regarding Schaub

CBS SportsRadio 610 reports that the Houston Texans are in serious talks to trade quarterback Matt Schaub.

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BRB Photoshop Contest II: Shiloh Keo

Shiloh Keo's superfluous dive roll is the muse for BRB's second-ever Photoshop contest.

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The 2014 Star Wars Mock Draft

One reader's brilliant mock has the Texans taking a famous bounty hunter with the first overall pick.

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BRB Photoshop Contest: John McClain

John McClain's picture in front of Johnny Manziel's Heisman trophy is the subject of our first ever open Photoshop contest. See the submissions here.

Battle Red Onion: 56 Players To Avoid At All Costs

A simple guide for the Houston Texans to avoid making a colossal mistake in free agency.

Meet The Bobs

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"We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week."

Courtesy of Photoshop guru Ryan Dunsmore.

$50,000 Stolen From Ed Reed's Car In Houston

Ed Reed has been bamboozled out of a lot of cash. In Houston. Surely that's a coincidence.

On Bob McNair's Increased Presence

The Houston Texans owner has certainly upped his presence and opinions of late. Is he seeing his own window close?

Manning And Wilson Could Have Been Texans

In a moment of absurdly late clarity, Corzo realizes the Texans had the chance to acquire both Peyton Manning and Russell Wilson-- the two quarterbacks squaring off in this year's Super Bowl.

Someone Talk Me Off The Ledge, I Miss Case Keenum Already

I wanted to believe. So badly.

I still want to believe!

Keenum 2014!

Scenario: Clowney First, Trade For _________ At QB

Battle Red Hypotheticals! The Houston Texans decide not to pass up the highly-talented Jadeveon Clowney, and decide to trade for a quarterback instead. Who would you want?

AFC Wild Card Game Thread: Chargers v. Bengals

Join the conversation in Battle Red Blog's live open thread for the second AFC Wild Card playoff game between the San Diego Chargers and Cincinnati Bengals.

NFC Wild Card Game Open Thread: Saints v. Eagles

Join the conversation in Battle Red Blog's live open thread for the first NFC Wild Card playoff game between the New Orleans Saints and Philadelphia Eagles.

Blazin' Hot NFL Picks: Week 17

With some exciting matchups still on the books, Battle Red Blog finishes its weekly series of NFL picks. Brought to you by Buffalo Wild Wings.

Monday Night Football Open Thread: 49ers v. Falcon

Tonight the 49ers try to lock down a playoff berth against the hapless Falcons. Watch the game and discuss what you see on the screen in BRB's open thread.

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Open Game Day Thread: Texans v. Broncos

Follow the Houston Texans-Denver Broncos game live in Battle Red Blog's open game thread. It promises to be a mix of gallows humor, crushing disappointment, and begrudging acceptance of the fate of Texans fandom. Watch and join the chatter.

S.N.O.T.: 12/21/13

It's a Saturday night in December, so you know what that means: The weekly Saturday Night Open Thread on Battle Red Blog, and Katy High School marching toward another state title. Join the fray.

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