General BRB Idiocy

The J.J. Watt Comic You've Been Waiting For!

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They got his powers all wrong, though. No extendable bionic left arm? No burritos eaten? No frickin' laser beams? Stay tuned for movie rumors.

Tom Savage Confirmed For Pro Football Hall Of Fame

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Despite not yet having played a single down of professional football, Tom Savage will be shoe-horned into the 2014 Class of the Pro Football Hall of Fame. Find out why in this latest edition of...

Stephen Colbert Rips Jaguars To Shreds

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Stephen Colbert does not mind kicking a football team when it's down... and as fans of another team in the AFC South, we thank him for it.

Foster Serenades Johnson Via Instagram

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We all want Andre Johnson to be happy, return to the team and continue his potential Hall of Fame career, but Arian Foster took it a step further with a special plea in song form.

S.N.O.T.: 05/31/14

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Have you hugged a puppy today? This and other hard-hitting questions in this week's Saturday Night Open Thread.

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BRB's Photoshop Contest III: T.J. Yates

T.J. Yates apparently impressed himself enough to strike this strange pose, and it's the subject of our third-ever Photoshop contest.

Battle Red Blog Glossary (Third Edition)

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You asked for it. Now here it is, with all the new terms and definitions you helped coin at Battle Red Blog over the last couple of years.

Duane Brown: Future Action Movie Star?

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He's definitely got the right muscle to tattoo to gun size ratio. Picture via his twitter. In fact, I think this would make a pretty good third installment of our Photoshop contest.

Time to get some tickets to the gun show.

All You Care To Know About Ugly Texans Sweaters

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It's May and that means Christmas is right around the corner. Woe to the Texans fan who doesn't have this hot item on his or her Christmas list.

Would You Buy?

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I stumbled across this on a message board forum.

No disrespect meant to any Raiders fans who read this, but seeing Matt Schaub as the face of a marketing campaign in 2014 makes me chuckle. I suppose that you can only build with the blocks that came in the box.

Best of luck to Schaub (I'll be legitimately rooting for him) and the marketing interns who came up with this.

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2014 NFL Draft: Fifth Round Open Thread

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We're drafting more players today! Talk about it!

2014 NFL Draft: Nickname The Texans DEs

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Let's have some Friday fun and give a name to the best duo since peanut butter and jelly.

2014 NFL Draft: Round 1 Recap

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The Texans started the night by taking South Carolina defensive end Jadeveon Clowney. Houston ended their night by going to bed with visions of Derek Carr staring them right in the face.

2014 NFL Draft: Open Thread 3.0

The 2014 NFL Draft rolls on and so do the Battle Red Blog open threads for night one. Join in!

Texans History: BRB Reacts To J.J. Watt Pick

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"You have to be stupid, drunk or high, to pass up quinn and get watt. MORONS!!!! WE SUCK AGAIN!"

2014 BRB Mock Draft: The Seahawks Select...

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Coming off of their first Super Bowl win, the Seahawks take their first step toward a repeat by making their pick in the 2014 Battle Red Blog Mock Draft. Who will be their selection?

2014 BRB Mock Draft: The 49ers Select...

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Fresh off their third consecutive appearance in the NFC Championship Game, the San Francisco 49ers make their selection in the 2014 Battle Red Blog Mock Draft. Who's headed to the city by the Bay?

S.N.O.T.: 04/19/14 (It's Time To De-lurk, Lurkers)

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Only 19 more days until the NFL Draft, as of this writing. Including this one, there are only three more S.N.O.T.s until then. I tend to use S.N.O.T.s as a measure of time (e.g., "I'll be in Vegas...

2014 NFL Draft: Mocking The Houston Texans

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It's time for a full Houston Texans mock draft, BRB-style.

S.N.O.T.: 04/12/14

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Enhance your evening with Battle Red Blog's sophisticated discourse over today's hottest topics. It's the semi-famous Saturday Night Open Thread.

Good Call, Bro

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I found this comment while thumbing through the BRB archives the other day. Mr. b0wse pretty much nailed what the 2013 season and 2014 offseason had in store for us.

This team did indeed "need a reboot."

NFL Draft Pro Days: Much Ado About Nothing?

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As we are in the midst of the Pro Day schedule, Battle Red Blog ponders the importance of a good, or bad, showing at Pro Day.

BRO: Schaub Not Feeling Enough Heat In Oakland

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There's just something about Houston, and former Texans quarterback Matt Schaub isn't feeling it in Oakland.

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SO LONG, DENTAL PLAN!

If we give up our dental plan, I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces!

Thank You, Matt Schaub

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Matt Schaub is now an Oakland Raider, but let's remember him for all he did in Houston. BRB says thank you.

Brandon Weeden, QB Dallas Cowboys

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In case you missed the signing and need to feel better about the Texans' slow offseason. Have fun with this guy, Cowboys fans!
#Schaubenfreude

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