But do it respectfully.

Arian Foster is in the Final Four of the Madden 25 cover vote hosted by ESPN. How indifferent does this make you feel?

Consider this post an apology to the stealthy defensive end and to Rick Smith for bringing him to Houston in the first place.

What are your Texans nightmares?

In a misguided showing of penance, Corzo subjects himself to the season premiere of "Dancing With the Stars."

I've forgiven Jacoby. Have you? Watch with me and witness Jacoby finally realizing his dream of meeting Andy Dick.

MDC and BFD discuss the future of the Texans' current coach and QB tandem. They aren't particularly thrilled.

I challenge you to find another article on the internet that so seamlessly combines the two in a single discussion.

Celebrate our great state and what you're doing in the Comment, won't you?

Candles will be blown, Barwin. Candles will be blown.