Real, Actual Thought-Provoking Texans Analysis

The Texans' Darkest Timeline


Oh, you thought it couldn't get any worse? How adorable. Of course it can!

Andre Johnson News: Latest Updates And Speculation


Looking for the latest on the fallout from Andre Johnson supposedly telling the Houston Texans he wants to play for another team? Battle Red Blog has you covered.

Would You Let Andre Johnson Earn Back $1 Million?


The source of Andre Johnson's desire to play elsewhere is allegedly the Texans' refusal to let him earn back a workout bonus he forfeited by not attending the team's offseason workouts. If you were...

Andre Johnson Trade Rumors: What Four Teams Fit?


Word is that four teams are trying to trade for Texans receiver Andre Johnson. BRB breaks down what four clubs make the most sense.

Houston Texans Information Overload


I wanted to write a stats article in April, but I wasn't able to. I didn't want the research to go to waste on my hard drive, so here is a spreadsheet for you BRB stat-heads or those trying to...


Remember The Rosencopter

Tania Ganguli named the infamous Rosencopter incident as a nominee for the most memorable play in franchise history. Shake out the cobwebs and relive this woeful day.

11 NFL Players Better At Football Than J.J. Watt


The NFL Network has spoken about J.J. Watt's current standing among his peers, and it's absurd. Marvel and vent at Battle Red Blog.

BRB Infographic: 2014 Texans Training Camp Offense


Take a look at the 2014 Houston Texans' training camp roster for the offensive players. We'll consider a possible depth chart, and where these players were taken in their respective draft class.

Houston Texans' Travel Distance For 2014 Season


The Texans will be traveling a lot this coming fall, but they won't be logging nearly as many frequent flyer miles as some other unfortunate teams. Check out where they rank and a map showing where...

Texans Players Most Well Behaved In The NFL


Professional athletes are like real life super heroes for the youth of America, but just how law abiding are NFL players when looked at on a team-by-team basis?

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