5-3? Or 4-4? We shall know in but a few hours.

As always, leave your pre-game, in-game, and post-game problems and solutions in the Comments below. GO TEXANS!

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13 days ago: Houston Texans running back Steve Slaton (20) dives into the end zone for a touchdown against the San Francisco 49ers in the first quarter of an NFL football game Sunday, Oct. 25, 2009, in Houston. (AP Photo/Dave Einsel)

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Anybody else need a defibrillator after this one?  Goodness.

Does the lose-win-lose-win streak end today at Reliant Stadium against the 49ers? An actual winning streak sure would be nice. I'm no expert, but I think a team hoping to post a winning record is going to have to put together at least one winning streak at some point during the year.

Leave your pre-game, in-game, and post-game calculations and cries out to the heavens in the Comments below. GO TEXANS!

Yes, we're leading by 11, but now is not the time to go into a prevent offense. Finish, Texans. Finish.

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After taking the lead 14-7, your Houston Texans were kind enough to let the Bengals go on a 10-0 run. I need a drink.

Hey, look! It's the Texans looking like a finely tuned machine! What is going on?

3-3 would be a helluva lot more encouraging than 2-4, wouldn't it? Make it happen, Texans.

Leave your pre-game, in-game, and post-game joy and derision in the Comments below. We'll have the requisite second, third, and fourth quarter threads as well, so please move the party there at the appropriate time. GO TEXANS!

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Despite all the twists and turns of the season thus far, your Houston Texans can climb to 3-2 with a win in Arizona today. Before the season started, many observers noted that the Texans should've been 3-1 after their first four games, considering the opponents. Well, considering the fifth opponent is the Cardinals and the game is on the road, I think many of those observers (including yours truly) figured the Texans, had they posted a 3-1 start, would be 3-2 after today's game. In other words, a win today seemingly puts the Texans right back on track to where many of us thought they'd be.

With that in mind, leave your pre-game, in-game, and/or post-game jubilation and humiliation in the Comments below. GO TEXANS!