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'Dre Out Until Saints Game?

Today's Chronicle reports that All-World WR Andre Johnson may not see the field until November 18th, when the Saints come to Reliant.  As fans will recall, 'Dre went down in the 4th quarter of Week Two; at the time, the Texans seemingly had the game well in hand at Carolina, thus raising the fair question as to why the team's most valuable offensive weapon was going across the middle at that time.  I can't answer that question.  What I can do, however, is begin lighting votive candles for 'Dre every day of the week instead of my current half-assed routine of five days a week.  I blame myself for his glacial recovery time.

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Thought this might help...

St. Roch
is the patron saint of knee problems.  I'm gonna be burning a pillar candle with 'St. Roch' carved in the side. I should probably set up a couple of pictures of the St. and Andre next to the candle for good measure...

Lord, I hope it's not too late.  Amen.

Shakin 'em off one win at a time...

by SOLIS on Oct 13, 2007 10:18 AM CDT reply actions  

that's a good plan
while you're at it, see if you can locate the patron saint of anemic running games and get us some help there, too.

by MDC on Oct 13, 2007 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Divine Intervention
Not too sure about that one... but I figure as long as we don't have to get St. Jude involved, we should be alright.

Just know he'll be there if we need him.

Shakin 'em off one win at a time...

by SOLIS on Oct 13, 2007 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

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