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Headed For The Tall Cotton

It seems Bob McNair's motivational ploys know no bounds.  He cleverly hosted George Bush Part I and Barbara Bush at practice on Friday, where the former President of these United States allegedly gave an executive order to your Houston Texans to win on Sunday.

You hear that, Texans?  You've received an order from a Commander in Chief.  No telling what he'll do to all of you if you don't come through.  I mean, the guy KNOWS people, and his son is the current President of this great nation.  Failure is not an option.  Unless you're jazzed about the idea of black helicopters landing in your backyard, anyway.

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If I'm not considered an enemy combatant, the world is all phucked up.

In other news, if Babs threatened to show her boobs to the cr3w, we can look forward to an excellent effort.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 17, 2007 8:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Port-O-Potty Blumpkin
I'm reasonably sure the Republicans had something to do with my illness during my first trip to Houston.

You know, either that, or I am just a big ol' wuss.

by MDC on Nov 17, 2007 9:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Call me an idiot
but I just took Schaub over Brees in fantasy...had to go with the team, and this is it, Mario better make some plays and keep the heat off the secondary....if not I'll burn his jersey with all of MDC's heretical postings, tear my clothes and put ashes on my head.
1Texan

by 1Texan on Nov 18, 2007 9:06 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

P.S.
Has anyone heard any final news if Brian Westbrook will be playing for sure?
1Texan

by 1Texan on Nov 18, 2007 9:08 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Westbrook
Still listed as questionable.  I'd check NFL.com in another hour or so; they usually post the inactives between 10 and 11 a.m. CST.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 18, 2007 9:15 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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