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Injury Report--New Orleans v. Houston

Hot off the league website, here's the latest word on injuries going into today's game at Reliant:

HOUSTON
J. Fletcher--out (appendicitis)
A. Green--out (knee...now let out an exasperated sigh)
A. Okoye--probable (neck)
C.(C.) Brown--probable (back)
K. Brown--probable (plant foot)

NEW ORLEANS
B. Young--out (flat feet)
J. Brown--doubtful (phimosis)
C. Grant--questionable (pet dander)
U. Young--questionable (taken into police custody for having the name "Usama;" he will be replaced on the roster by Pol Pot Smith)

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Phimosis
You've outdone yourself this time.  Awesome.

by MDC on Nov 18, 2007 10:30 AM CST reply actions  

When Tim
corrected his phimosis, he lost ten pounds...but don't tell/excite BFD.
1Texan

by 1Texan on Nov 18, 2007 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't want to know...
...how the research on the Phimosis was done by Tim.  I'll just take his word for it.
"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Nov 18, 2007 11:26 AM CST reply actions  

You left off
R. Bush (severe vaginitis)

by MDC on Nov 18, 2007 6:24 PM CST reply actions  

yeah
that happens to be a side effect of fucking with Super Mario

by BigTexBD on Nov 19, 2007 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

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