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Houston 24, Oakland 17

Who needs a Battle of the Unbeatens when The Dayne Train is rolling down the tracks?  Much more later, but this "W" is as big as the collar around Josh McCown's neck.  And if Dunta isn't lost for the year, we should all begin tithing in earnest.

Final box score here.

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hmmm...
I don't know what tithing is, but if it's anything like enthusiastic masturbating, I am so frickin' there.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 4, 2007 8:24 PM CST   0 recs

heh
more google keywords fun:

masturbating tithing texans enthusiastic

BRB will be on top of the porn search queries in no time at all!

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 4, 2007 8:26 PM CST to parent up   0 recs

Face Rape
I'm content in knowing that come the end of the year, regardless of how the team's season turned out, we will all be able to celebrate knowing that we accomplished our #1 goal in this community.

Also, next time you're out to eat and you tell the waitress you want your salad thoroughly tossed....let her choose which dressing.  It's the polite thing to do.

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Nov 5, 2007 7:51 AM CST to parent up   0 recs

more rusty trombone with my dirty sanchez
Watching it, Ron Dayne looks...different.  I mean different in the sense that a normal RB runs the ball like he did today versus the zombie who inhabited his body the first eight weeks.

not that zombies are bad.

BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES!

1Tex, that last google line is for you.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 4, 2007 8:53 PM CST   0 recs

Filipino Tranny Porn
Would today count a pyrrhic victory?

Regardless of how he played today, methinks our best bet at RB this season still has a freakishly long name.

by MDC on Nov 4, 2007 9:03 PM CST to parent up   0 recs

Personally
I think the official spelling should mandatorily be Dayne Trayne (per the game thread).

by knave64 on Nov 4, 2007 9:04 PM CST   0 recs

Re: Dayne Trayne
So it is written, so it shall be done.  Breaking this law shall result in a fine of not less than 500 Schrutebucks.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Nov 4, 2007 9:28 PM CST to parent up   0 recs

Megan Manful
says Dunta tore his hamstring, which will make him done for the season, as that will require surgery.  She also said Dunta thought he damaged his ACL, which depending on the grade of the injury might require surgery (a grade 1 being a minor sprain, 2 being almost full tear and possibly requiring surgery and 3 a full tear and requiring surgery).  

by Triple347 on Nov 4, 2007 9:05 PM CST   0 recs

crap
For your bad news, you get no christmas cards from me.  evar.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 4, 2007 9:13 PM CST to parent up   0 recs

Xmas
Is your wife going to be naked on the front of the cards again this year?  Because that was a little awkward last year.  By which I mean awesome.

by MDC on Nov 5, 2007 7:31 AM CST to parent up   0 recs

whaaa?
his wife wasn't the naked one on the card I got.

by BigTexBD on Nov 5, 2007 3:34 PM CST to parent up   0 recs

that's true...
It was me that was naked, not my wife.  Our boobs are the same size.

by bigfatdrunk on Nov 6, 2007 12:11 AM CST to parent up   0 recs

I feel dirty
...and somewhat aroused.

by MDC on Nov 6, 2007 7:17 AM CST to parent up   0 recs

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