http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/stats?playerId=1486

I'll elaborate on my reasoning though as to why Zoolander was no doubt the worst player our franchise has ever had.

He just didn't give a damn. When my team loses, I want to see dejected players. I want heads down walking into the locker room and the knowledge that the players feel even shittier than I do. It lets me know that even though they tend to play poorly, at least they realize that and might try to fix it next week in practice. With Carr though, there was never any of that. He'd walk out of a game after fumbling three times and doing absolutely nothing to help us win and have that same stupid grin on his chiseled face.

You could tell when he was playing too. There was never any sense of urgency, or the realization that you have to move the chains to win. He was content walking away with his 65% completion rate and 2.5 yards per attempt. You watch Schaub though, for instance, in the Indy game. You could tell he never gave up. Down 14 in the fourth quarter, he's pulling grass out of his eyes so he can stay on the field to convert a 4th and short (which he did admirably if I may say so myself).

I'm also getting sick of people talking about what a "beating" Carr took in Houston. News flash: It hurts much more to take a hit when you're standing tall in the pocket after stepping into a throw. Going into the fetal position is just a defense mechanism, and it's the reason that Carr never missed games despite taking a boat-load of sacks. Schaub has been hit ten times harder several more times in just a few games this season because he has the sand to make a play even when he knows it's going to hurt.

I could probably write a thousand pages on the subject, but unless Carr commissions me to write his biography (something at jump at for the record), I really don't have the time. Anyways, if a picture says a thousand words, last week's Panthers game probably said about a billion words about Mr. Mittens.