Injury Report--Houston v. Tennessee

by Tim on Dec 2, 2007 10:10 AM CST in News Comment 7 comments

The latest and greatest injury news from NFL.com:

HOUSTON
A. Green--out (knee)
D. Wynn--doubtful (thigh)
D. Clark--questionable (groin)
K. Brown--probable (plant foot)
N. Kalu--probable (knee)
C. Pitts--probable (knee)
E. Cochran--probable (knee)
A. Johnson--probable (knee)

TENNESSEE
C. Hope--out (vaginal discharge)
A. Haynesworth--questionable (undescended testicle)
T. LaBoy--questionable (inguinal hernia)
B. Olson--questionable (irregular period)
T. Brown--probable (circumcision gone awry)

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Wow

In a single report, we get both an undescended testicle and a circumcision gone awry.

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Dec 3, 2007 9:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Am I the only one

who draws the line at clicking on "vaginal discharge?"

I mean, "phimosis" is one thing...

by MDC on Dec 4, 2007 10:23 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Sorry, MDC

I didn't realize you could be offended.

Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Dec 4, 2007 2:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Don't worry Tim

Just like his wife on their nights alone, he is faking.

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Dec 4, 2007 3:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

No, no...

I am not capable of being offended.

I can be grossed out, but not offended. And even grossing me out takes some effort. Well done.

by MDC on Dec 4, 2007 7:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I clicked it

And was treated to the most erotic literature I have ever read. If that doesn't turn you on, nothing will.

by BigTexBD on Dec 4, 2007 6:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Not me

I usually read this site while at work since, go figure, it's one of the few sites our Corporate Internet Nazis don't block. No way I'm clicking that link at work. Too much at stake.

by knave64 on Dec 9, 2007 1:59 AM CST reply actions 0 recs