Houston 42, Jacksonville 28

Losers no more, ladies and gentlemen.  8-8.  We've been waiting for this day for at least six (6) years, so savor it.  No, it's not a championship or even the playoffs.  But there's more promise now in the Texans organization than ever before.  Don't know about you, but I'm already counting down the days until September.

Final box score here.  The usual Post-Game Breakdown is coming later tonight or tomorrow.  Until then, post your estimates on how much money Apostrophe Davis made himself this afternoon.  I say at least $1,000,000.00 in guaranteed money ($500,000.00 per TD).