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Bonded by common threads of (a) defending the Mario Williams pick, (b) a blinding hatred of Charley Casserly, (c) a disturbing worship of Gary Kubiak, and (d) a steadfast belief that Matt Schaub's birthday will one day be a national holiday, one of the minds behind BRB (yours truly) and the sole mind behind Da Good, Da Bad, and DeMeco (aliases include Matt and/or MDC) have resolved to meet tomorrow (07/27/07) at 8 p.m. CST )at a local tavern (Char Bar, located downtown at 305 Travis) to discuss the state of your Houston Texans.  

Rumor has it that copious amounts of spirits may be consumed, possibly to the point that we successfully rationalize the Texans' 2005 draft strategy as something more than "Charley Casserly Must Have Done Fifty-Seven Hits of LSD That Weekend."  Every loyal Texans fan (all fourteen of them) is cordially invited to join us, though we are fully aware that the evening will probably consist of little more than Matt and I slurring poorly conceived new ways to describe David Carr's quarterbacking.  So come one, come all.  Consider this the exhibition game for tailgating at Reliant in September.

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It's times like this
I am happy you guys don't have my cell number.  I am really not in the mood to post bond this weekend.

Sorry I won't be able to make it.  I'll have to make sure and catch up with you guys in the future.

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Jul 27, 2007 7:50 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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Seriously.  Hate.  You.  Guys.

I thought about trying to make it, but I have to take two tests over the weekend, and with six hours of drive time and the risk my wife won't ever put out again?  Don't think I can do it.  Dammit.

by bigfatdrunk on Jul 27, 2007 8:02 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BFD
I realize the words of a faceless internet dork offer little practical wisdom in a time like this, but...come on.  How many times is it going to be July 27, 2007?  Carpe diem.
Looking forward to a day when being a Texans fan doesn't mean that April is the highlight of my season...

by Tim on Jul 27, 2007 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rude.
So, wait... you are skipping this fun because of "responsibility" and "your future" and "sex?"

Jerk.

by MDC on Jul 27, 2007 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

grrrrrr
Seriously.  Hate.  YOU.  GUYS!!!!

Well, I did ask the wife, and I had forgotten that I have to watch the boy all day tomorrow, so I am officially out.  Hey, I tried.

by bigfatdrunk on Jul 27, 2007 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weak.
Does she allow you to borrow your balls back on occasion, or are they just forever gone?

I kid because I love.  And because I can.

by MDC on Jul 27, 2007 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*sigh*
I consider them gone.  It's just easier that way.

I miss 'em.

by bigfatdrunk on Jul 27, 2007 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Live-Blogging
I fully expect one of you (Tim & Matt) to bring a laptop to the bar and live-blog this momentus event.

I suspect it will either get extremely entertaining for BFD & I, or really scary.

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Jul 27, 2007 1:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If Char Bar has wi-fi...
I would do it in a heartbeat.

9:24PM--Tim orders a fifth beer.  Makes highly inappropriate comment about fat woman near bar.  We both laugh.

11:36gM--Tim odurs 34h bber.  He haas prtty eyz.

by MDC on Jul 27, 2007 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW
Well, I missed this and well, I probably couldn't find Char Bar at 3-0-whatever Travis street, but as a San Antonian, I probably wouldn't have been in condition to drive back anyway.......<sigh>

 

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Jul 28, 2007 9:37 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

missed out
sorry I couldn't make it, had acl knee surgery on thursday and am taking many pills to combat the pain. Next time.
I think people should have to earn a Superman tattoo, by getting shot in the chest first. You know, just to make sure.

by txnpwrlifter on Jul 28, 2007 10:52 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

good luck
I'll hit the 15th anniversary of mine this year (ACL, MCL, patella tendon, and meniscus all at once).  Hopefully, the procedure is considerably easier to recover from by now.

by bigfatdrunk on Jul 28, 2007 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez
I know you guys are big fans and all, but please quit trying to 1-up Charles Spencer.
We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Jul 29, 2007 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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