Rather than the ultra-hip trend of getting knifed at a strip club or engaging in relations on the deck of a waterborne vehicle, Mark Bruener showed his true colors this offseason - --- by earning his doctorate from the University of Washington.  Kudos to Mark.  As often as the ball is thrown in his direction, Mark could have likely been dictating his dissertation on many of the Texans' passing plays last season.  I know, I know...he's a "blocking" tight end.