Watching the Texans in Austin

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2007 8:49 PM CDT

OK, peeps, I need a favor.

As you might know, KEYE hates the Texans, America, and puppies, so they haven't televised a single game here. And I hope they find this on a search so they know they can bite my hairy yellow ass.

So, I need a place to watch the Texans beat the crap out of the Colts next week. Sunday Ticket? Where? So many of the sports bars here suck, I am up for suggestions, as well. Prefer the downtown area. Oh, and with lots and lots of chicks. Hot chicks.

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RE: Yellow Ass

Are you jaundice? Maybe you should try to get your ass out in the sun a little more often. I mean, if you're going to pass out from drinking in broad daylight....well, at least do it ass-up so that we don't have to worry about your health.

Just some advice from a concerned family member.

We can be critical of the draft picks, but in the end we always support the new Texan.

by Shake on Sep 16, 2007 9:18 PM CDT reply actions

re:

Simpsons reference.

Hop on the trolley.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 16, 2007 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions

This week you get the Texans

Good news, This week KEYE has the Texans instead of the Tenessee Tuxedos because they play the Colts.
I was reduced to logging into KILT Houston radio to listen to the game. At least I didn't have to go out in the sun!

by yellowdog on Sep 16, 2007 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions

Austin watch party

http://www.texanstalk.com/component/option,com_wrapper/Itemid,4/

Apparently there's a watch party at 3rd base in Austin. There's also a protest website (http://www.keye42sucks.com/) linked at the site.

by Dan B on Sep 16, 2007 11:56 PM CDT reply actions

thanks!

Perfect.

I saw the place the other day, but I haven't been there yet. I'm not too wealthy these days, so I have had a tendency to avoid anything that might be "cool" and therefore expensive.

by bigfatdrunk on Sep 17, 2007 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions

Just stop bathing or wearing clean underwear.

You'll save enough money to be cool.

Is it too early to hook Jacoby Jones up with Darcy Maeda?

by MDC on Sep 17, 2007 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions

I've heard

Since the Titans are on MNF next week, KEYE will be showing the Texans. Week 4, too, because the Titans are off. And maybe even in Week 5, since the Tits are home with Atlanta, making that game a FOX broadcast.

I read that last season KEYE had 3 times better ratings when showing the Titans rather than the Texans. We need people to tune in up here!!

But the way things are going, the Texans will be better this season anyway and should hopefully get more broadcasts as the season wears on. We can never get away from the Vince Young effect.

by BigTexBD on Sep 17, 2007 4:17 PM CDT reply actions

until this year

The local stations here in San Antonio did the same thing that KEYE is doing. Show other games besides the Texans, while planting a big fat smooch on the backside of the Cowbabys.

So far both games have been shown here locally. My sympathies to Austin Texan fans.

"...and if I claim to be a wise man, well, it surely means that I don't know". SL

by Southern Lion on Sep 17, 2007 7:17 PM CDT reply actions